The New and Improved Viking
Dark are these days of now; I, having found out that the middle ages were much more fun, have decided to go back to the old old days and live my life in the honorable and dignified way of the barbarian. Friends, Countryman, and Those who are willing to be permanent Indentured Servants may join me on this Journey! The Journey of the Incredible Escapades of the New Age Viking!!!!!
posted by The Kwisatz Haderach @ 3:17 PM
4 Comments:
I will join ye on thou quest! So long as we rape and pillage the Mediterranean...
Especially the French Riviera and certain northern Italian cities. And we'll need to bring some prophylactics as some of the women of that time are...unhygienic.
well we wont go back in time then, we will do it all now (on account of hygiene and cleanliness). Plus we get to play with cooler toys. Like a lazer axes and lazer viking ships and lazer helmets and um lazer pillaging? oh well
LaSer - see directed energy weapons (DARPA terminology)
sorry dr. if you want to join the Vikings you will have to reduce your grammer greatly! Viking lazers are spelled with Z's due to it being extremely cool. For someone being so smart; it is an unintelligent thing to do to correct a Viking, even Idiots know that!
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